{"body":[{"id":"40603720567750656","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"旁白又架着七彩祥云来了！"},{"id":"40603720567750657","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"安静，全场由我负责，我是本场节目的DJ，摇起来！野狼disco走起！"},{"id":"40603720567750658","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"曾经呢，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架，争一仙女，名叫紫霞。"},{"id":"40603720567750659","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"曾经呢，有一猴子和一蠢牛打架，争一仙女，名叫紫霞。大话西游吗？"},{"id":"40603720567750660","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"40574694910821790","content":"对呀，笨！"},{"id":"40603720567750661","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"哈哈，笑死我了！两动物都喜欢仙女！"},{"id":"40603720567750662","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"猴子呢，较为调皮，耳朵里装了个玩具，叫金箍棒，啥也听不见！老牛呢，特别霸气，在至尊宝未成为猴子之前，仙女归一头牛管理，也因为猴子太弱！"},{"id":"40603720567750663","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"然后呢？"},{"id":"40603720567750664","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"唐僧呢，特别啰嗦，啰嗦到旁边两个小牛仔都自杀了，他还在啰嗦。记得一个像是上吊死的，另一个呢，也许是锥子捅死的。都快忘了，总之，唐僧被拴在一个十字架上，因为啰嗦两个小牛仔自杀了！"},{"id":"40603720567750665","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"那是因为啰嗦，特别啰嗦，也搞笑，哈哈！"},{"id":"40603720567750666","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"而至尊宝呢，架着七彩祥云来救她了，猴子修成正果，能用毛幻化出猴仔，老牛也是，可以用跳蚤幻化出小牛仔，两动物都很强！最初目的，必定是仙女！"},{"id":"40603720567750667","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"而他们呢？都在争一仙女！老牛是恶霸，猴子调皮，但他也特别喜欢紫霞，只因为他耳朵里塞了个玩具！"},{"id":"40603720567750668","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"40574604716507476","content":"打雷了，回家收衣服了，打雷了，回家收衣服了！吃饭了，回家吃饭了……"},{"id":"40603720567750669","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"俩牛自杀的目的呢？同时考虑——七彩祥云飞来的目的？与打雷了、下雨了，回家收衣服了，有必然性吗？不做解答，留给读者思考！"},{"id":"40603720567750670","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"同时，猴子也架着七彩祥云来了，他的目的是救紫霞。"},{"id":"40603720567750671","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"可他最终救了唐僧！"},{"id":"40603720567750672","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"你这个话题终结者，先等我说完！"},{"id":"40603720567750673","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"好，请开始你的表演！"},{"id":"40603720567750674","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"他成为猴子后，第一件事是救紫霞！"},{"id":"40603720567750675","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"可他的师傅也在那！"},{"id":"40603720567750676","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"本想杀了师傅，带走紫霞的，可是有菩萨呀！"},{"id":"40603720567750677","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"他特别烦！"},{"id":"40603720567750678","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"对"},{"id":"40603720567750679","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以呢，为了取经，他只能先被动杀了紫霞，再杀了牛魔，因为紫霞也希望他先去取经，回过头再回来迎娶自己——架着七彩祥云！可是呢？这经一取，便取了五百年加九九八十一难，感情呀，永远不是取，而是年龄到了直接娶！"},{"id":"40603843494412288","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"两动物呢，都能幻化出各自的猴仔与牛仔！"},{"id":"40603843494412289","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"40574840654506788","content":"结果呢？他失去了紫霞？结果呢？他取到了真经？结果呢！别人说他像条狗一样，说的是猴子，而不是某两位站在城墙上的帅哥美女！"},{"id":"40603843494412290","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"40574805237798674","content":"所以说啊，在猴子来救唐僧的时候（架着七彩祥云），唐僧还在说，打雷了回家收衣服了，两牛仔都自杀了，被栓在十字架上的唐僧杀了。而猴子呢，是来救他的，他的七彩祥云也有雷，但似乎没下雨！"},{"id":"40603843494412291","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"至尊宝这辈子都不会哭泣，因为那会貌似没下雨，只有俩动物打斗！"},{"id":"40603843494412292","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"40574568729379186","content":"结果呢，还还是取经去了，取到了真经！"},{"id":"40603843494412293","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"普度众生"},{"id":"40603843494412295","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"本章完！"},{"id":"40608770358771712","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"看！不远处的一缕霓虹！日光浴下，禄海之中，格外耀眼！那是，那是……绿荫下的一抹彩。闻！不远处弥漫着芳香！沁人心脾的徐来，缓缓飘过，不留下一丝残痕；缓缓飘过，不带走一束暮光；缓缓飘过，留下的却是一丝希望，希望能留住那一缕芳香。听！不远处唧唧作响！嗡嗡……蜜蜂也为她扇动翅膀；"},{"id":"40608820824638464","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"叽叽……喜鹊也为她积极欢唱；幻想，那是一场表演，一首旋律丰富的伴奏，一支得天独厚的歌谣，一席怦然心动的舞蹈。风，还是停了，没有风的倾洒，芳香黯然消逝。喜鹊，却也是顾家，贪恋美景，只会越陷越深。"},{"id":"40608820824638465","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"那一抹霓虹，带来的是无法忘记的惆怅，那一缕芳香，带来的是凝重消散的脸庞。那一场表演，带来的是亭亭玉立的姑娘。也是将之留下的希望！"},{"id":"40608820824638466","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"——杜鹃花"},{"id":"40608820824638467","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"40574364181577707","content":"赠所有情侣！"}],"sentencecount":36}