{"body":[{"id":"41349137911775232","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"哟呵，小子。你的反应让我刮目相看呀。"},{"id":"41349137911775233","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哼，哼哼。"},{"id":"41349137911775234","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"不然还能怎样？"},{"id":"41349137911775235","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"认命是我们宅男的优点。"},{"id":"41349137911775236","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"嘿，小子。你这生活态度，真不咋地。"},{"id":"41349137911775237","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"也是哈。不然也不会被系统当成负能量给吸进来。"},{"id":"41349137911775238","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"别光说我！你不也是被吸进来的吗？"},{"id":"41349137911775239","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"咱俩半斤八两！"},{"id":"41349137911775240","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我跟你可不一样！"},{"id":"41349137911775241","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"有什么不一样？反正都出不去！"},{"id":"41349137911775242","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"咳咳。讲正经的。最近系统负能量严重缺乏。年轻人想想办法吧。"},{"id":"41349137911775243","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"切，讲不过我就谈工作转移话题。"},{"id":"41349137911775244","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"你们这个系统在现实世界是以什么形式存在的？"},{"id":"41349137911775245","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"我们有自己的APP。"},{"id":"41349137911775246","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"叫：不开心消消哭。"},{"id":"41349137911775247","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦！原来如此。我一不开心就玩这款游戏，然后心情就会变好。"},{"id":"41349137911775248","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"但是，就在我被吸进系统那天，也不知道为什么，越玩越不开心，结果自己就来这里了。"},{"id":"41349137911775249","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"暗自嘀咕：那天运维象象生产去了，APP出现bug。所以你才会被吸进来的，倒霉蛋！"},{"id":"41349137911775250","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"最近为什么会负能量缺乏？"},{"id":"41349137911775251","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"是因为人类产生的负能量少了？"},{"id":"41349137911775252","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"唉。我们在人间的带盐人跑路啦。APP推广不到位，玩家也就少啦。"},{"id":"41349137911775253","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哦，原来如此。"},{"id":"41349137911775254","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"眼睛咕噜的转：那我做你们人间的带盐人，如何？"},{"id":"41349137911775255","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"心中嘀咕：还能跑路，嘿嘿嘿。"},{"id":"41349137911775256","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"沉思状：也可以，不过你就别想着跑了。"},{"id":"41349137911775257","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"吸取教训，我们已经在你身上装了定位系统。"},{"id":"41349137911775258","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"除非你死了。"},{"id":"41349137911775259","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"上下打量自己：定位系统？唬我呢吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775260","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你穿的这件衣服，就是我们旺旺最新研究出来的定位紧身衣。"},{"id":"41349137911775261","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"需要充电吗？"},{"id":"41349137911775262","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"不需要。"},{"id":"41349137911775263","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那怎么定位？"},{"id":"41349137911775264","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，你不懂。"},{"id":"41349137911775265","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我脱了不就得了。"},{"id":"41349137911775266","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"脱不下来哦。"},{"id":"41349137911775267","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我怎么洗澡？"},{"id":"41349137911775268","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"你们宅男洗澡吗？"},{"id":"41349137911775269","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"也对。"},{"id":"41349137911775270","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那我上厕所怎么办？"},{"id":"41349137911775271","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"高科技，随便拉，随便撒，不脏不臭，自带清洁系统。还可以根据心情变换外观，颜色！"},{"id":"41349137911775272","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"哎哟我擦，这么神奇吗？"},{"id":"41349137911775273","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"那以后岂不是省了买衣服钱了？"},{"id":"41349137911775274","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"这孩子脑筋确实缺根筋。用来控制他的东西，竟然也被当成宝贝。"},{"id":"41349137911775275","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"工资怎么算？"},{"id":"41349137911775276","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"什么工资？"},{"id":"41349137911775277","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"41325770068963904","content":"就工资啊！我不可能给你白干吧？"},{"id":"41349137911775278","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"41325785621435275","content":"当然是白干！要不你别回去了。"},{"id":"41349137911775279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