{"body":[{"id":"47303814537019392","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"禀神君，因这位阿泉姑娘 听了道上一老奶奶的生前伤心事太过入戏，伤心悲恸不已在此哭了快半时辰。小的想着找个会教人开心的魂来开导开导她，谁成想小白误打误撞地将您拉了过来，着实太有眼无珠了些……"},{"id":"47303814537019393","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦？本君笑话不怎么会讲……"},{"id":"47303814537019394","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"如此便打扰神君了，您且忙您的事去，这件事情小的再想想办法。"},{"id":"47303814537019395","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"呜呜呜呜……嗝……"},{"id":"47303814537019396","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"阿泉姑娘，你看看脚下，一堆的泪水，停一停吧！"},{"id":"47303814537019397","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君随不会讲笑话，却有一招百用百灵的妙招可以解决所有事情的困扰。黑无常，可愿一试？"},{"id":"47303814537019398","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小的但听神君吩咐！"},{"id":"47303814537019399","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"黑无常以为神职大修为高的神仙，出的法子定是完美无暇的……"},{"id":"47303814537019400","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"实际上，他错了。越是高位的人，越是会出一些奇葩怪异的事情来。"},{"id":"47303814537019401","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"阿泉姑娘？"},{"id":"47303814537019402","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"嗝……谁在叫我，没见我哭得死去活来肝肠寸断撕心裂肺么……"},{"id":"47303814537019403","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"本君就是来救你于水火的，我长的可一点也不像坏人。"},{"id":"47303814537019404","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"呜呜呜呜，真……"},{"id":"47303814537019405","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"“噗”一声，神凰手一扬阿泉瞬间失去所有力量整个人软软倒在黄沙里去。"},{"id":"47303814537019406","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君！你这是？"},{"id":"47303814537019407","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"让这位阿泉姑娘好好睡一觉，醒来便好了。"},{"id":"47303814537019408","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯，这便是本君面对女子哭泣百试不爽的绝对招式。今日传授于你们二人，不用客气。"},{"id":"47303814537019409","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"这……小人……"},{"id":"47303814537019410","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"谢过神君。"},{"id":"47303814537019411","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"小白，将阿泉姑娘抬回阎王殿去，一个姑娘家不能睡在黄沙漫天的大道旁。"},{"id":"47303814537019412","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"哦……好的，黑哥哥！"},{"id":"47303814537019413","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"不要叫我黑哥哥！"},{"id":"47303814537019414","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"那要叫你什么？小黑哥哥？无常哥哥？我们二人同为无常，同进同出亲密无间。不然我唤你情哥哥？见凡间那些整日腻一起的都是这么唤对方的！"},{"id":"47303814537019415","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"谁跟你亲密无间！？你个傻叉智障啊！你这样别人会误会的！老子将来还想找个女鬼好好过日子的，你这是要乱了我的名声啊！"},{"id":"47303814537019416","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"嗯，本君听着似乎是这位白无常想同你黑无常发展些什么。"},{"id":"47303814537019417","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"呼！"},{"id":"47303814537019418","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君误会了，我同这臭小子只是普通的同事关系啊！我绝没有那断袖的想法啊……"},{"id":"47304034654093312","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"哦？本君信又如何，不信亦如何？你做好自己便是。"},{"id":"47304034654093313","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"往后若有勾到一位名唤“菡萏”的姑娘告知我，定当重谢。"},{"id":"47304034654093314","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"神君之托，小人莫敢不从，必定谨记在心。"},{"id":"47304034654093315","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"小人，小人也是！"},{"id":"47304034654093316","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"47285789650304045","content":"方才睡过去的阿泉悠悠转醒，她坐起来呆呆地看着二鬼一神。"},{"id":"47304034654093317","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你们，在说什么？"},{"id":"47304034654093318","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"咦？！阿泉姑娘，你醒了？"},{"id":"47304034654093319","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"怎么了吗？"},{"id":"47304034654093320","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"47288664862458406","content":"方才你哭得稀里哗啦死去活来……"},{"id":"47304034654093321","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"47288671573353135","content":"然后就，就突然晕倒了，我们正在商量如何将你妥善安置。"},{"id":"47304034654093322","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦，如此啊。"},{"id":"47304034654093323","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"我醒啦，你们可以回去了，我还要继续在这道边听来地府的鬼魂讲生前的故事。"},{"id":"47304034654093324","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"你，为何醒了？"},{"id":"47304034654093325","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"困了睡，想醒便醒了呀。"},{"id":"47304034654093326","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"你是？"},{"id":"47304034654093327","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"我是天上的神仙，神凰。"},{"id":"47304034654093328","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哇！神仙，你真的是神仙吗？那种没事在天上飞来飞去的神仙吗？"},{"id":"47304034654093329","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"神仙有些也很忙的，并非你说的没事。"},{"id":"47304034654093330","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"47285955795073019","content":"哦？那你来地府做什么事？"},{"id":"47304034654093331","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"47288092004433292","content":"寻人，我来寻一位名唤做“菡萏”的姑娘。"}],"sentencecount":47}