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人受不了的腔调"},{"id":"40091992109088855","sort":92160,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"哎呀，爹爹呀！啦啦这么可爱，有点可爱的腔调不是更可爱的嘛"},{"id":"40091992109088856","sort":93184,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"滚"},{"id":"40091992109088857","sort":94208,"type":1,"role":"40017731620174337","content":"爹爹呀！不要生气的嘛，生气容易变老的嘛！那爹爹你帅气的外表不复存在的嘛！那还什么找娘亲的啦"},{"id":"40091992109088858","sort":95232,"type":1,"role":"40018361881426737","content":"哎呀，我不想活了，这坑爹的宝宝，这装可爱的腔调，谁来救救我……"}],"sentencecount":94}